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Simbrook
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Following rumours that Arsen Wenger is to leave Arsenal to go to "a top Spanish team" the MUFC linguistics department have provided him with this confidential "How to speak Spanish memo"

I did not see the incident - No si el blatente elbowdo

It looked like a penalty - Esta olympico diving campionos

Can we buy Pascal Cygan? - ¿El wante crapos defendios?

What, not even Ray Parlour? - ¿Qué, no girlé hairos?

How about Sol Campbell? - ¿Homo el wante updias?

There are no easy games - ¿Qué Sunderland?

We'll go unbeaten - Muchos cockious

It's still in our hands - Muchos shitipants

It's not in our hands – Martin Keown

We are still the best - Speakos mi arsos

I am still committed to this club - Taxi para Airporto!
Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:50 pm
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Quite good that one Simbrook Very Happy Very Happy

You have to like football to follow it tho i think?

Fiona
Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:24 pm
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