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Treble99
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| Holy Golfer wrote: | | Rest assured I am anything but crazy. I went to a psychiatrist recently and asked if I was crazy. He said "yes" I said 'I would really like a second opinion" He said "you're ugly too" |
 
Is that the same psychiatrist you visited and said "please help me, i think I'm schizophrenic". He said to you, do you remember?, "I dont know Holy Golfer, I will asses you, please recite your favorite poem" And you said "OK"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I"
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Itsonlyme
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Welcome to our Forum Holy Golfer, at last someone who can actually help some of the lost souls who found their way here.  |
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:40 pm
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Holy Golfer
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| Itsonlyme wrote: | | Welcome to our Forum Holy Golfer, at last someone who can actually help some of the lost souls who found their way here. |
My mission is to help brother Jon become the man he wants to be and 'play a straight club', but you can rest assured that I will try to help any willing forum member to learn godly golfing 'In His Grip' on the holy greens of Tenerife.
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If you were to play golf with me, I don't curse or throw clubs. It's a different way of playing golf |
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:24 pm
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Treble99
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| Holy Golfer wrote: | | My mission is to help brother Jon become the man he wants to be and 'play a straight club', |
 
Hey Holy Golfer, dont believe all you read
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:55 pm
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Holy Golfer
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| Treble99 wrote: | | Holy Golfer wrote: | | My mission is to help brother Jon become the man he wants to be and 'play a straight club', |
Hey Holy Golfer, dont believe all you read |
Brother Jon:
Though I can understand your current obsession with pictures of other menīs bottoms like this:
After a few sessions of the "In His Grip" Christian golf course you will gradually want to post pictures of women like this: 
Please donīt be afraid of this change; trust me - trust in Jesus Christ who looks away when a golf partner bends down to place a tee. Praise be in his name! Yes brother Jon: Golfing with God can cleanse your inner turmoil and help you become a hetrogolfer with an accurate score memory powered by the Lord himself!
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JudeKen
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Hi Holy Golfer.
Utter Madness!!! 
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Irina
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| Welcome Holy Golfer! |
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funky
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Jesus, Moses and God were out playing golf one day. Jesus teed off first, and the ball flew straight over the fairway, landed in the green and rolled to within a couple feet of the hole. Moses hit second, and his ball also soared and landed close to the hole. Both looked smugly over at God.
God took a few practice swings, then let loose on his ball. The ball flew off into the rough. Just then, a squirrel jumped over, grabbed the ball in his mouth and started running across the fairway. An eagle swooped down and grabbed the squirrel in its claws, but before it could get too far, a bolt of lightning struck the bird. The ball fell and a sudden gust of wind dropped it directly into the hole.
Jesus glared at God and said: "Show-off!!"
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My Paranoia-Management Therapy is going great! Now they're only watching me half the time.... |
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