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[rob]

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman
sitting all alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter
over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Champagne
to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she
is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to
the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks
at the wine and sends a note over to the man.

Her note reads: For me to accept this bottle, you need to
have a BMW In your garage, a million dollars in the bank,
and seven inches in your pants."

The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note
of his own back to her.

His note reads: "Just so you know, I happen to have
a Ferrari and a range rover in my garage. I have over
twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not even
for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches
off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."

[sara]

ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!......
how did the lunch date go?.......

[rob]

Hey.... Did I hit the spot then OK now I have an idea of what hits the spot for you




Lunch date I don't kiss and tell

[sara]

yup, that one was funny!
come on..spill the goss about your date

[sara]

don't be shy

[rob]

You must be joking.........ok only when it involves pretty girls...THEN I'm shy.



Curiosity killed the cat

[sara]