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Dianne
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For several years, a married man was having an affair with an Italian
>>woman.
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>>One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
>>ruin
>>his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she
>>would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
>>If she stayed in Italyto raise the child, he would also provide child
>>support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
>>know
>>when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail
>>him
>>a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange
>>for the child support payments to begin.
>>One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
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>>"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
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>>"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
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>>The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.
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>>On the card was written:
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>>"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
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>>Three with meatballs, two without."
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>>"SEND EXTRA SAUCE".
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