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Post Post subject: food for thought Reply with quote

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Lottery: A tax for the gullible.

According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are in the majority.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
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