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Jim is walking down the street when his mate Dave rides up on a shiny new bike.



Where did you get such a fantastic bike? he asks.



Dave replies well yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, she threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said Take what you want, so I did



Jim nods Good choice, I don;t think the clothes would have fitted.
Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:38 pm
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