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margaretbl
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Why do men become smarter during sex......
because they are plugged into a genius
why don't women blink during sex.....
they dont have enough time
why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg.....
they don't stop to ask directions
why do men snore when they lie on their backs....
because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock
YOU'RE LAUGHING, AREN'T YOU??
why were men given larger brains than dogs....
so they don't hump women's legs a cocktail parties
why did god make men before women......
you need a rough draft before you make a final copy
how many men does it take to put a toilet seat down....
don't know.....never happened
C'MON GUYS, WE LAUGH AT YOUR BLOND JOKES
Why did god put man on earth....
because a vibrator can't mow the lawn
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