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[brenda]

My kitchen is currently looking for a top class chef, someone who can produce really fine food. The atmosphere is really good and friendly, but you must be able to work under pressure. The hours are daytime, but you must be flexible, hardworking, and reliable. Anyone interested, pleae pm myself and I will get back.
Thank you,
Brenda
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[Treble99]

I would like to apply for the position of chef at your establishment.

I think I would be a valued member of you team because I can cook turkey twizzlers without burning them. I also, just now, have cooked some aphabeti spaghetti and my dog has eaten it all up. He is a very fussy eater. He wasn’t supposed to eat it but I dropped the pan because it was hot when I took it out of the oven and It ended all over the floor.

I also used to work for McDonalds and had 4 stars on my badge. I was responsible for making sure the milk shakes were the right consistency. So, I also have experience in quality control.

Do you have a light in your oven so I can see when the chicken is dead?. This would help me.

My only down side, and I only have 1 downside is that when I last cooked a leg of lamb, my wife could not get her knife through the wool. However, I know what to do now so it wont happen again.

Are you offering a pension with the position and share options?

If you don’t employ me, you will regret it. I am really good in a kitchen. I know how to work a microwave (I used to put daddy long legs in them when I was a kid) and I also have a health and safety certificate. The other certificate I have is 50 meters doggy paddle so if your establishment is a pool side bar type, I could also double as a life guard.

So Brenda, when do I start!
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[karlb]

Well Treble the truth is going to hurt but I am afraid you are far too over qualified for this position.

Have you tried the Abama Hotel ?
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[Dianne]

well treb with an application like that I'd deff take you on..... at least you'd give us a laugh......

[rob]

Forgive trebs his humour Brenda, we know that you're serious.
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[brenda]

Jonny you know I would take you on tomorrow, I love your wit, you always cheer me up darling ! If only you could cook, that would be another string to your bow.
Love you mate,
Brenda
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[jenny]

Thought you were going to get into trouble there Treb!!!
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[Treble99]

[mr_flibble]

What about pies Treb, you forgot to mention the pies

Sorry Brenda, I can't cook either. I even burn lettuce

[lukey]

Aww that job sounds perfect, wish i was in Tenerife now! still have to save sum more though!
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[Treble99]

[quote="mr_flibble"]What about pies Treb, you forgot to mention the pies
quote]I cant cook pies because I cant do pastry. It gets under my nails and ruins my manicure
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