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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The
next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous
day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand,
but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried
too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was
shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied,

"Yep. None
of us could get the jar open"!!!
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