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[jenny]

Received this in an email last night and thought it was very appropriate for this week

A man goes to a dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a needle for the freezing.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and again the man again objects.

"I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having a gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection", the patient says, "I'm fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra."

The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
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[sara]

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