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Apparently, the Chinese are recycling used condoms, and re- purposing them as cheap hair bands. Yes, you read that right: the Chinese are re-using CONDOMS as fashion items.

This report comes from the Chinese state-run media, and should come as no surprise to anyone who's been following the recent spate of dangerous Chinese imports like lead- paint toys and toxic toothpaste that have found their way onto world markets. These hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons throughout southern China.

The fact that they sell for three cents for a bag of 10 probably accounts for their popularity. So they're saving some money – but at what cost? The condoms may still contain bacteria and viruses in spite of the fact that they've been recycled.

Excuse me. My turn to run to the bathroom.
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words...........fail.............me
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..oh..hmm..lovely!!..
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Urghhhh, the mind boggles - the stories you "come" across are just amazing Wink Wink
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Im still trying to work out if it is a wind up Rolling Eyes
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They must have small heads in China...

Problem is, there are alot of jokes I am thinking of, that border on decency etc... I'll leave it to more senior reefers to start off any further banter !!!
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Do they come with a built in hair conditioner as well
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Shocked Rolling Eyes
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Do they come with a built in hair conditioner as well


EEEEWWWWWWWWWW
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...well, it would be "protein enriched"!!....... Laughing
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It gives a new meaning to when you say oh it's my MATES headband....

My local chinese take away bloke always has greasy hair too.... eeuuugghhh
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Disgusting! lol
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davidowens wrote:
It gives a new meaning to when you say oh it's my MATES headband....

My local chinese take away bloke always has greasy hair too.... eeuuugghhh
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I hear these new hairbands are the cream of the crop. Financial experts are predicting maximum penetration. Just don't let your girlfriend/wife see it, as it'll only 'rubber' up the wrong way.. Laughing

There, if that doesn't get Jama out from hiding, nothing will !!
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lol funky!!!!
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