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margaretbl
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A man called home to his wife and said, "?Honey?I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada? with my boss & several of his Friends?.?
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" ?
"?Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. ?"?
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.?
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. ?
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish??
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?" ?
You'll love the answer... ?
The wife replied, " I did. They're in your fishing box?..."? 
Never Lie To?A Woman...!!!?
 
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