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[margaretbl]

A man wakes from a coma in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says 'Ah tremendous, I see you've regained consciousness.

Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.'

'You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your p*nis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'

Now the bloke understandably groans a bit but the doctor goes on, 'You've got £9000 compensation coming to you straight away and we have the technology now to build you a new p*nis that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact.

But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch.'

The bloke perks up at this.

'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out.

But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed.'

'So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.'


So the bloke agrees to discuss it with his wife when she visits him and the doctor comes back the next day.

'So' says the doctor 'Have you spoken with your wife?'

'I have.' says the fellow.

'And has she helped you in making the decision?

'She has' he replies.

'And what is it?' asks the doctor.



'We're having a new kitchen.'
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