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A little girl walked into a pet shop and asks the shopkeeper in a sweet little lisp, "excuthe me mister, do you sell wittle wabbits""
The shopkeeper enchanted with this little girl gets down on his knees so he is level with her and says,
"Do you want a wittle white wabby? or a fuwwy bwack wabby? or maybe a wittle bwown wabby"
The little girl, puts her hands on her knees,leans forwards, and in a quiet voice says
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"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a thit"
Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:12 pm
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