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Boab
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An old country doctor went way out into the wilds to deliver a baby. It was so far out there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so. The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of what he had just witnessed.
The little boy said, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again."  |
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:29 pm
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sara
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...aw, poor baby  |
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Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:38 am
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jenny
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Tee hee 
You're right though Sara - poor baby, but that's how kids think isn't it! |
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Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:58 am
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