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[mamajb]

* Maternity leave would last two years ... with full pay
* There would be a cure for stretch marks
* Natural childbirth would become obsolete
* Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem
* All methods of birth control would be 100% effective
* Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained
* Men would be eager to talk about commitment
* They wouldn't think twins were so cute
* Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM
* Briefcases would be used as diaper bags
* Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes
* They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy
* Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees
* Women would rule the world!
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"Cleaning your house while the kids are still growing is like shoveling your drive while it's still snowing."...Phyllis Diller

[sara]

...mamajb!!!!