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The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut palm tree and there are 4 animals:

King Kong
Ape
Orangutan
Monkey

They pass by and decide to compete to see
who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.



Think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.

OK???

Got your answer?



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If your answer is:

Orangutan = you're dull & normal Confused

Ape = you're a moron Shocked

Monkey = worse, you're an idiot Sad

King Kong = you're hopelessly stupid Rolling Eyes

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Why?????

A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas! Embarassed


Obviously you're stressed and overworked.


Take some time off and relax!
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Post Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a good one!! Like the one I've heard:

How many animals did Moses put in the Ark?

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It was Noah not Moses!! Doh!
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