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Bob Wat
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One day Adam was wandering aimlessly through through the garden of Eden looking very sad and downhearted.
"hey Adam! What's up with you today? Why the long face?" shouted God from on high.
"Oh I don't know m8" he sullenly replied. "You've given me this absolutely beautiful place to live. Everything here is wonderful.... but, well I just feel a bit, er, Lonely."
"Ah" said God. "Yes, I have been working on that one and think I've come up with a great solution. I've created this new being, I call it A WOMAN."
"Tell me more" replied Adam.
"Ok, well firstly she will be very, very beautiful. As a companion to you she will fulfill all your desires and take care of all of your needs. She will prepare all your meals, keep your house clean, shower you with love and affection and never, ever suffer from headaches."
"Wow. That sounds brilliant. But I know you God, there's always a catch. How much will all this cost me?" he asked.
"Hey, creativity dosn't come cheap, you know that. The price will be ONE ARM AND ONE LEG"
"EEEK. So much. Ermmmm, no, too much, I can't pay that.....What could I get for JUST ONE RIB?"
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