Tenerife forum

[rob]

.

Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
>noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took
>up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
>itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
>Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing
>7.5, and Racing 3.6
> I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
>attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back
>to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
> Thanks,
>
> A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
>
> ______________________________________
>
> REPLY:
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
>thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0
>is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
>It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
>It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
>once installed.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
>designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
>Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work
>on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application
>"Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command
>C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
>before the system will return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
>maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean
>and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>
> However, be very careful how you use these programs.
>Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once
>this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
>purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
>Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife
>1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support


..
_________________
.

Who am I? Follow the myspacetenerife link under my avatar.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.

[sara]

...ha! ha! ...

[jenny]

I like it