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[margaretbl]

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to

him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he
had sex?

"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show
you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down
on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must
put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable
manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you
do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."
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