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margaretbl Supreme Reefer



Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Posts: 3600 Location: south tyneside
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PENDING MARRIAGE
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
One day 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is.............................
...........................Always keep your condoms in your car!!! _________________ Failures don't plan to fail, they fail to plan
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:14 am
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Dianne Pro Reefer



Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 648 Location: Bonnie Scotland
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good one margaret  _________________ im back in Tenerife soon........ yepeeeeeeeee  |
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:25 pm
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Juum Senior Moderator



Joined: 03 Feb 2005 Posts: 917
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| That one must only have been on here about 5 times before! |
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:00 pm
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margaretbl Supreme Reefer



Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Posts: 3600 Location: south tyneside
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Jumm what goes around comes around  _________________ Failures don't plan to fail, they fail to plan
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:48 am
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