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During the divorce hearing a few days ago, Heather Mills was described as being "unbalanced" McCartney suggested a beer mat under the left leg should sort it out.

So NOT "PC" but made me laugh
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Made me laugh too Sunny. rotfl
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I am told that part of the divorce settlement was that Heather returned the plane that Paul gave her as wedding present. Apparently she was unable to give back the tube of Imak he had given her for the other leg as she had used it all.
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Post Post subject: Re: Heather Mills v Paul McCartney Reply with quote

sunny wrote:
During the divorce hearing a few days ago, Heather Mills was described as being "unbalanced" McCartney suggested a beer mat under the left leg should sort it out.

So NOT "PC" but made me laugh


I've just spat my vino all over the keyboard! Ha ha ha ha! Love it! Consider it nicked. Wink

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Reporter: So Paul do you think you will ever go down on one knee again.

Paul: I doubt it. But I do wish you would call her Heather. Shocked Cool Cool Cool
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