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A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a handy woman, so started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house on the street and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs he'd like doing.
"Well, I guess I could use someone to paint my porch." he said. "How much would you charge?"
The blonde scratched her head for a moment and said, "How about £50?"
"Great," said the man and told her that the paint and everything else she would need were in the garage.
Upon hearing of the transaction, the man's wife said to her husband, "Does the poor girl realise that our porch goes all the way round the house?"
Her husband responded, "That's for us to know and for her to find out."
His wife replied,"Your right honey. I guess I'm starting to believe all of thise dumb blonde jokes."
Just a hour later, the blonde knocks on the door and asks for her money.
"What?" says the man. "You finished already?"
"Sure," says the blonde. "I even gave it a couple of coats."
Impressed the man reached into his wallet and pulls out £50.00 and hands it to the blonde.
As she reaches the garden gate she calls back to the man, "oh, by the way.......it's not a Porch it's a Lexus."

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[margaretbl]

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