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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

I'd love to be eight again" she replied

On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big
Bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to
a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant
my dress size, you stupid idiot"

The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still
gonna get it wrong.

mmmm!! sound familiar.

[mamajb]

What do you mean 'even when they're listening'? I get more sense out of the microwave!
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