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A little boy was sitting next to a vicar. Intrigued by the vicar's collar the lad asked why it was on back to front.
The vicar replied, "Because I'm a father."
The little boy said, "Well my dad doesn't wear his collar back to front."
The vicar then said, "Well I'm the father of many children."
"So?" said the boy. "My dad's got four children and two grandchildren as well."
The vicar trying not to show his annoyance said through gritted teeth,
"Well sonny boy, I have many hundreds of children."
The boy replied, "Then maybe you should wear your trousers back to front instead of your collar."
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