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Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a b*tch
Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:44 pm
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Excellent Laughing
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Hmmmm, are you trying to tell me something Sunny?

I must admit that in recent weeks I have been wondering why I chain myself to office/desk/computer.
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That's a good one Sunny and very apt for many of us on the forum Laughing
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what a wicked thing to do Laughing Laughing
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