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[margaretbl]

A man walks into a bar and orders 2 pints, He finishes these looks in his wallet and orders another 2 pints, He finishes these looks in his wallet and orders another 2 pints, the barman says "why do you keep looking in your wallet" the man looks in his wallet and says "It's a picture of my wife and the more I drink the prettier she gets.!"
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Apple computer anounced to day that it has developed a computer chip thet can store and play music in womens breast implants.
The iBreast will cost £499. This is considered to be a major breakthough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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[dave from cardiff]

I like the apple one