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margaretbl
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A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" she asks.
The father, a bit surprised that his 5 year old daughter would ask such a question, thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the girl.
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."
The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:
"And what about Tigger?"
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MaryJ
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Well, that's why Tigger had his head down the toilet.
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Because he was looking for poo! 
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