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New Wine for Seniors
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

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PINO MORE ......... Embarassed sorry
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Margaret no wonder you have a red face! That is so bad it's funny! Laughing

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