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dave from cardiff · Junior Reefer Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 59

1.Men are like laxitives-- they irritate the crap out of you
2.Men are like bananas--the older they are, the softer they get
3.Men are like the weather--- nothing can be done to change them
4.Men are like blenders--- you got one but you can't think why
5Men are like chocolate bars---smooth, sweet and head straight for
your ass
6.Men are like commercials---you can't believe a word they say
7.Men are like deptment stores sales--- their clothes are always 50% off
8.Men are like governmenr bonds--- they take far too long to mature
9.Men are like mascara--- they run at the first sign of emotion
10.Men are like popcorn--- they satisfy you but only for a short time
11.Men are like snow storms---you never know when
they're coming, how many inches it'll be and how long it'll last
12.Men are like larva lamps---fun to look at but not very bright
13Men are like parking places---all the good ones are gone